Never fear...

Title: Hero to Zero
Author: techyes and fastbetty31
Pairing: Billy Corgan/Gerard
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Things are not always as they seem. Gerard learns this lesson the hard way.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Author Notes: Sally and me, attempting to joint write. Six months later and I think I can speak for us both when I say I fail at it.

( Sing to me, Billy. )

Title:Scalene Jerk
Author:fastbetty31
Pairing: Pete/Mikey/Alicia
Rating: NC-17
POV: Third
Summary: A little threesome sex out of boredom. And we all know that boredom creates the best sex.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Dedications: For Sam, assume, my precious Lolita. On your 17th birthday I irresponsibly give you some homemade porn. Happy birthday. This is my contribution to her birthday community pete_stds.
Beta: By the lovely madelinesimone.

( We should circle jerk. )

Title: Veteran Slut
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Matt Tuck/Bert
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not real.
Dedication: For Stu. Cheer up, dude.
Warning: Scat.

( He walked in... )

Title: The Power of Suggestion
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest, a little Frank/Mikey, and barely some Gerard/Ray.
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: From beginning to end.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Warnings: Incest, slight drug usage, mass suicide.
Beta: My Evelyn.

( You said this wouldn't happen. )

Title: Kiss and Blow
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Chubby Gerard/Mikey
Rating: NC-17 for incest
POV: 3rd
Summary: Honestly, if you're afflicted with a little chub-rub, that's some shit you should keep to yourself, and deal with, or suffer with, all on your own.
Disclaimer: Not real. The chub-rub maybe is, but the rest - nope.
Author Notes: Either I should pay better attention to what I'm agreeing to at 3 in the morning, or I really like Sally a lot. I think it's the latter.
Dedications: For Sally, techyes. Title and "chub-rub" are ideas of hers. And don't let her scene username fool you - she'll knock your ass out.
Beta: My baby, madelinesimone.

( Fuck, Mikey, just blow on it! )

Title: A Proper Induction
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Spencer/Jon (Panic)
Rating: NC-17 Short PWP
POV: 3rd
Summary: Takes place during the beginning of Jon joining the band.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Dedications: A little sex to satisfy my computer wife, the Karen to my Plankton, giveyouasmirk. I still love you, babe.
A/N: No more Panic!

( Are you ever gonna wear some normal shoes? )

Title: Fuckcherry
Author:fastbetty31
Pairing: Bob/Gerard as a main, mentions of Josh Todd(Buckcherry)/Gerard, and a small side of Gerard/Frank. Also, Frank/Josh Todd.
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Never try and take what's not yours. Better said is, don't ever try and take what's Bob-fuckin-Bryar's.
Disclaimer: Not real. Too bad.
A/N: Story takes place during the time that photo was taken, when Gerard was single and blond.
Dedications: For Evie, madelinesimone, by request. I hope it satisfies you. it did! Sorry Josh and Gerard aren't the main pairing.
Beta'd (and posted) by madelinesimone

( It was in no way subtle. )

Title: Home Sweet Home
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Bob/Jon (PATD)
Rating: NC-17 PWP
POV: 3rd
Summary: Touring is over for both bands. The guys, Jon and Bob, head back to the home they share in Chicago. The last to arrive, Jon, manages it a day early, pleasantly surprising his love, Bob.
Disclaimer: Not real.
AN/Ded/Beta: This is for lupilups, and henazua. Love you guys.
Warnings: Not beta'd. Pure sex. Sweet enough to hurt your teeth. Gratuitous use of the words, Daddy and Jon-Jon, because... well, why not?

( Bob swears he hears the front door open. )

Title: Devil in a Pair of Chanels
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Mikey/Spencer - Mikey/Willam
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Jelly, tastes great on more than just toast.
Disclaimer: Not real.
AN/Ded/Beta: This is for Meddie, marmalade409. Sorry it took me six months to do. I love you, Honey. Beta'd by the wonderful, madelinesimone. Italicized parts are thoughts.
Warnings: Asshole!Mikey, improper use of jelly.

( Come here, Spence. )

Title: Good Time Boys
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: The Way Brothers
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: They say, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' They're right.
Disclaimer: Not real. I own no one and have earned nothing from this.
Beta: madelinesimone
Warnings: Incest

( It's a small piece of paper. )

Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Bob Bryar/Ben Kowalewicz
Rating: NC-17 PWP
POV: 3rd
Summary: Some - before the show - sex, rockstar style.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Author's Notes: On My Chemical Romance's current tour they're supported by a band named Billy Talent. The three times I had the pleasure to see them, each time Billy Talent performed, Bob watched them from side-stage. For Annie, and Evelyn.

( All you need is love... )

Title: Snapshot [2/2]
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Frank/Spencer Gerard/Frank
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: A picture is worth a thousand words.
A/N: I know my characterizations all seem far-fetched. But make believe with me, if you will, that this is how they really act when they think no one is watching. Remember, just like part 1, it goes from the present to the past, separated by asterisks.
Disclaimer: So not real.
Warnings: Gay male sex. Mentions of Frank and Jamia's relationship.
Beta: The lovely madelinesimone
Dedications: For anniebean.

Part 1

( You wanna talk about it? )

Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Frank Iero/Spencer Smith
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Disclaimer: So not real.
Warnings: Gay male sex. Mentions of Frank and Jamia's relationship.
Dedications: For anniebean. For all you've done for me.
Author's Notes to Annie: Part 1 of 2, sorry I couldn't finish it in time. Remember it goes from past to distant past. Love you, Annie.

( Jesus fucking Christ! )

Title: Not in the Job Description
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Frank/Worm
Rating: NC-17/PWP
POV: 3rd
Summary: When you're horny, any hole will do.
Disclaimer: So not real.
Author's Notes: You guys know I've been wanting to do this pairing for a while. Well it's now out of my system, back to Annie's Spencer/Frank.

( Come on, Worm. It'll be the last time, I swear. )

Title: A March Wedding
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Gerard/Frank
Rating: NC-17
POV: Gerard's
Summary: We follow Gerard and his emotions surrounding Frank's wedding.
Warnings: Angst and homosexual sex. Situations with, and mentions of wives.
Disclaimer: Not real. I own no one and have earned nothing from this.
Author Notes: Although it's fiction, let's pretend that all I've written happened exactly like I've described. For Patty.

( I either can't understand it, or refuse to. )

Title: Not Quite Pretty Woman
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Jay James/Matt Tuck
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary:
Warnings: Pissing, rimming, prostitution, Jay with boobs - like he should be.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Author Notes: For shadow_hive. It might not be that sexy, sorry. I can always do another for you.

( Do you have a cock under that skirt? )

Title: Anything to Satisfy Her
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest, Mikey/Alicia, Gerard/Alicia, Ray/Alicia, Frank/Alicia, mentions of Pete/Alicia
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Mikey only aims to please his wife.
Disclaimer: Not real, at all.
Warnings: Incest and a whole lot of het sex.
Authors Notes: This fic could have went on forever. But I can only tolerate so much het.
Beta: The lovely techyes

( Can you please put some clothes on? )

Title: Different
Author: fastbetty31
Characters/pairings: Matt/Jay
Challenge: High Heels
Authors Notes: For bfmv100 high heel challenge. I love Claire. :)
Disclaimer: Not real. Just for fun.

( Jay walked in and Matt's mouth dropped. )

Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest - Waycest/Frank (threesome)
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Frank couldn't help thinking, 'That hot chick looks oddly familiar.'
Disclaimer: Complete fiction. I own no one and have earned nothing.
Warnings: Girl!Mikey, het sex, incest
Author Notes: A continuation of the storyline/characters in Daddy's Little Girl, and Daddy's Little Woman. I hope there isn't a ton of mistakes in this. Again, het is difficult for me.
Dedication: For alien_grlfriend, happy birthday my friend. I hope you enjoy this. I'll write more if you need want it.

( Audrey Hepburn had nothing on Mikey. )

Title: Buddy the Culprit
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Gerard learns of Frank's alternative means of pleasure and curiosity gets the best of him.
Disclaimer: Not real. Fiction.
Warnings: Gay sex and spanking.
Dedications/Beta: For my friend Sally, techyes by request. Coincidentally she's also my beta. Thanks Sal!

( What the fuck is that? )

Title: Shakedown
Author: fastbetty31
Fandom/Pairing: My Chemical Romance - Bob/Frank
Rating: NC-17
POV: Bob's, first
Summary: Catching Frank on his knees doing more than praying, Bob can't help taking advantage of his guilt.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Warnings: PWP
Word Count/Author's Notes: 1995/for slashypunkboys' Blackmail challenge. I lost unfortunately :(
Beta: assume, thanks Sam.

( What a skilled little whore Frankie is. )

Scotch
Padge/Jay
NC-17
PWP pic fic
Scat/piss, rimming, toe/armpit sucking, bottle insertion.
For Stuie, of course.

( I've got a place for that bottle... )

Title: Intestinal Fortitude
Paring: Worm/Mikey
POV: First - Mikey's
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: Mikey finally gains his courage and in the end gets all he has ever desired.
Warning: Gay male sex. Mentions of Waycest, and brief references to a female significant other/het sex.
Authors Notes: Beta love to Sally techyes. For all my favorite people, you guys know who you are.

( I've been wanting him to notice me. )

Title: Backseat Antics
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Frank / Bert
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them etc.
Summary: A little backseat sex on the way to the hotel.
Author's Notes: I wrote this for the slashypunkboys PWP challenge, but forgot to enter it. I figured I'd still post it here.
Warnings: Gay sex, PWP.

( So, are you guys an item now? )

Piggyback
Bob/Frank
NC-17
PWP
For bloodyhands, Happy birthday, baby!

( You guys seem like really good friends. )

Drunken Honesty
Bob/Matt Cortez
NC-17
Pic Fic ~ PWP
Thanks to bloodyhands for looking this over for me.

( I'm so fucking drunk. )

Ass Pirate and his Bitch
Matt Tuck/Jay James
NC-17
Scat, PWP
For Stu, cheer up, I love you.

( Matt! Matt! Tell us, do you have a girlfriend? )

Lessons in Respect
Waycest
Physical, verbal, and sexual abuse. Incest.
NC-17
For Stuie :*

( You wanna act like a whore? )

Brotherly Controversy
Ways/Letos
Incest
Straight PWP
NC-17



( Catholic? Such sacrilege, Gerard. )

Swapping Jobs
Bob/Ray
NC-17



( The coast looks clear to me. )

Welsh Men do it Better
Ian/Mikey
NC-17



( No two ways about it, Mikey was drunk. )

Title: Daddy's Little Woman
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest
Rating: NC-17
POV: Mikey - first
Summary: Even after having perfect, perky breasts, Mikey needs more. More alterations to feel whole, complete. Feel like the woman he has always yearn to be. Gerard can only smile and nod.
Disclaimer: Complete fiction. I own no one and have earned nothing.
Warnings: PWP, Girl!Mikey, het sex, incest
Author Notes: A continuation of the story Daddy's Little Girl. Het sex is difficult and awkward to write. I don't know the technicalities of sex reassignment surgery.

( It's been a long six weeks... )

Title: The Last One at the Party
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Gerard / Frank - Mentions of het relationships with significant others.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them nor have I made a profit from this.
Summary: Frankie tells a tale of firsts. How Gerard and him first met, how their friendship grew. When they fell in love and the first time they made love. A tale of worry and fear for the life and love they share together that now threatens to crumble from under them.
Warnings: Mentions of het sex.
Dedication: For all my favorite people, but mostly techyes I owe you this for your bravery.


( If I had to confess... )

Title: Puppy Lover
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Frank/Cujo - Ray/Gerard - Waycest
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: This is fiction. I do not own, or know, anyone mentioned.
Summary: Frank groaned in frustration, having a puppy was almost as bad as having a baby.
Warnings: PWP, bestiality, and incest.
Dedication: For antontobias86 love you Mike!

( Alright, but don't tell anyone...okay? )

Pairings: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse. Mentions of bestiality, and incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.
3. Thank you, Mikey.
4. Oh fuck, that feels so good.
5. Ask your mom for a ride back to my house.
6. Mikey wandered through the house in search of Pete.
7. He called me a retard.
8. Shall this be a family affair?
9. You won't take me alive you devils.

( I think this should do it for now. )

Pairings: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse. Mentions of bestiality, and incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.
3. Thank you Mikey.
4. Oh fuck, that feels so good.
5. Ask your mom for a ride back to my house.
6. Mikey wandered through the house in search of Pete.
7. He called me a retard.
8. Shall this be a family affair?

( You won't take me alive you devils. )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity [8/10]
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse, mentions of bestiality, incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.
3. Thank you Mikey.
4. Oh fuck, that feels so good.
5. Ask your mom for a ride back to my house.
6. Mikey wandered through the house in search of Pete.
7. He called me a retard.





( Shall this be a family affair? )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity [7/10]
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse. In this chapter there's mentions of bestiality and incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.
3. Thank you Mikey.
4. Oh fuck, that feels so good.
5. Ask your mom for a ride back to my house.
6. Mikey wandered through the house in search of Pete.



( He called me a retard. )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity [6/10]
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse, mentions of bestiality, incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.
3. Thank you Mikey.
4. Oh fuck, that feels so good.
5. Ask your mom for a ride back to my house.

( Mikey wandered through the house in search of Pete. )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity [5/10]
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse, mentions of bestiality, incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.
3. Thank you Mikey.
4. Oh fuck, that feels so good.

( Ask your mom for a ride back to my house. )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity [4/10]
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything. 
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse, mentions of bestiality, incestuous heterosexual sex.
Beta: The lovely giveyouasmirk

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.
3. Thank you Mikey.

( Oh fuck, that feels so good. )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity [3/10]
Author: fastbetty31 
Pairing: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warning: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse, mentions of bestiality, incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.
2. Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey.


( Thank you Mikey. )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity [2/10]
Author:fastbetty31  
Pairing: Waycest - Gerard/Bert - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse, mentions of bestiality, incestuous heterosexual sex.

1. I can hear it in my voice, Mikey.


( Hi, I'm Michael Way, but you can call me Mikey. )

Title: The Lighter Side of Insanity[1/10]
Author:fastbetty31
Pairing: Waycest - Bert/Gerard - Pete/Mikey - Gerard/Bert/Mikey
POV: 3rd
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor have I earned money from this.
Summary: Mikey tried to care for his brother the only way he knew how, by giving him anything he ever asked for - anything.
Warnings: As a whole: Homosexual sex, incest, character death/murder, scat/vomit play, necrophilia, dementia, rape/molestation, verbal/physical abuse, mentions of bestiality, incestuous heterosexual sex.

( I can hear it in my voice, Mikey. )

Title:Pumpkin Fucker
Author: fastbetty31 
Pairing:Gerard Way / Jack O' Lantern
POV: 3rd
Rating:NC-17
Disclaimer:This is fiction. I do not own, or know, anyone mentioned.
Summary:Overcome by the fantasy of the fan-fiction he is reading, Gerard can't help forcing Jack Skellington to give him a hand.
Word Count: 1889
Warnings: Improper use of a pumpkin. Masturbation.
A/N: Beta'd by the lovely voltaires_vice . This is my contribution to the Halloween challenge in slashypunkboys, which I did actually win...GO ME!

( Fun with hollowed out gourds. )

Title: Drug Awareness
Author:fastbetty     
Pairing: Mikey/Bert - Gerard/Mikey/Bert 
POV: Mikey's 
Rating: XXX 
Summary: Mikey gives us a detailed description of how it feels to get off. Everyone say, thank you Mikey.
Disclaimer: Not real. Just for kicks. 
Warnings: Straight PWP. Urine play, implied scat, implied because Mikey never comes right out and says it. Drug use (weed).
A/N: For Stu, and Mikey, and Claire, and Jen...and everyone else who's sharing in this game of kink we all have going on.

Title:Candid
Author: fastbetty31
Pairing:Jeph/Bert - Bob/Bert
Rating:NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them, etc.
Summary:Love is blind...especially with cum in your eye.
Warning: Just porn and a Golden Shower. Also a little blood play, but not enough to satisfy. This is crude and explicit.
Dedication: For Stu, shadow_hive and the rest of my friendly pervs, you know who you all are. Beta appreciation goes to the lovely the_glory_days, thanks Jenny.

( What do mean...rough? )

Title: Unfaithful
Author: fastbetty 
Pairing: Waycest
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary:Gerard is torn between wanting to ignore him and hanging on his every word. He listens as Mikey answers questions that Gerard didn't even ask. Where he was, why he's late, why he never called. Gerard wants to remind Mikey that they're not married, but in a way, they are.
Disclaimer:I don't own anyone or anything. 
Beta: giveyouasmirk
Dedications:Written for Mara, faithfulriver26 , I hope you enjoy it.